1. you ride in a car with a jordanian and a syrian and they are arguing whether pig is clean or unclean to eat
2. you hear "insha2allah after everything" and it usually means "Probably will NOT happen"
3. you get the forceful hand signal out the car window when someone wants to cut you in line in standstill traffic
4. you smell falafel and shwerma on every corner
5. you have yet to meet a man who doesn't smoke
6. when it's colder in your house then it is outside
7. when the gas truck sounds like it's delivering icecream
8. when ladies kiss your check 4-5 times
9. squatty potties
10. when fireworks go off multiple times ever night