Memories!

So today my roommate was asked to share an embarressing moment that has happened to here while in Egypt. She sat there for a long time and the only things she could come up with were all things that happened to me. 

Here's just a few she remembered me doing:

• I ordered 4 KILOS of bananas...when i just wanted 4. I had enough to feed a whole family reunion in lower Alabama.....
  
• When trying to say "No I can't eat anymore! I'm fat!" To an egyptian family...it came out, "No, I can't eat anymore! I'm tahina! (a type of dip!)"
• I've been hit by a car
• I've been schooled in soccer by a 5 year old
• and I know there are others.... but I can't remember...

Anyways, just thought I'd share a few!